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Interested in spreading the word of the Church of Google? Look no further. Here is a list of things you can do to support the cause. 1. If you frequent online discussion groups, consider including the following text in your signature (or something similar, this is only an example): Is Google God? The Church Of Google believes
a convincing argument can be made stating that the search engine Google
is the closest mankind has ever come to experiencing an actual Deity.
Come find out why --> churchofgoogle.org
2. Consider using a Church of Google avatar. 4. Another very effective technique is to bring up the question "Is Google God?" in any online forums that you frequent. Turn it into a debate and put up a poll. Don't forget to provide a link to our site though. However, we kindly ask that you refrain from spamming. Submit your topic in the appropriate forum section and contribute to the debate. 5. If you have StumbleUpon, give some of the pages on our site a thumbs up and a comment. 6. Link to us on your blog or personal website. 7. If you really want to support the cause, you can always consider tattooing "Google is God" on your forehead. Your girlfriend will LOVE you for it. And if you happen to not have a girlfriend, you'll attract one soon after. Swear to Google.
WARNING: Unworthy outsiders may persecute you for your religious convictions. Use with caution and common sense. |
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